FAQs

1. OMG your hair is cool, how do you get it like that?

First off, my hair is naturally curly and nappy. But I put this shit in there while its wet to calm the naps down. It’s by Shea Moisture. It’s called a hair smoothie. ChYeah.

2. How do you stay so skinny?

Well, I’m a diabetic and I also don’t eat. Not that I don’t want to. I just don’t have an appetite and honestly, that’s a symptom of high blood sugar. So I might be skinny and that may be chic to you, but I’m probably going to die soon if I don’t gain 5 lbs so maybe you should tell me how I can gain some weight.

3. You’re always writing, what’s up with that?

Well, friend, that’s the only way I can keep track of all my thoughts and ideas. I’ve actually been journaling since age 13 and I see that it helps. Although, I’ve been in a weird writers block phase lately where everything just doesn’t come out right so yeah.

4. Hey, wanna chill sometime?

Do I even know you nigga?

5. I try really hard to offend you by making racial comments, but you just laugh, why don’t you get offended?

First of all, we’re all entitled to our opinions, right? I’m a strong believer in that. So if that’s how you really feel, would my anger or backlash really change it? No. Would I even want to change your racial opinion? Not really. Plus I think stereotypes are funny and they are true sometimes. I like racial jokes. I also have my own options. I wouldn’t want you jumping all down my throat so yeah, I don’t do those.

6. What’s the thing you hate the most?

As of now, because there are a lot of things, I really hate when people get in a group and decide that the conversation of this group is going to be negative things about someone who isn’t there to defend themselves. I feel like there are so many more interesting things that people can talk about in a group. Why talk negatively about someone else? Once again, I wouldn’t like that happening to me, I won’t stand for it happening to someone else. Even if I don’t know said person. It just shows me that the people running their mouths are not trustworthy and just straight assholes and I would rather walk away then be around people like that. 

7. Dead or alive, Which band or Artist would you like to see live?

JAY REATARD. That will be my answer forever. If in the future, there was someway someone figured out how to bring people back from the dead, I would want Jay back. It’s amazing how much music he created in 14 years. At least I have that. But I wish I could know where he was going in his growth because Blood Visions was cool but Watch Me Fall was so different but still so awesome and it sounded like Jay was finding his voice, which is also amazing.

8. What do you fear the most?

Death. but also life. There’s so many things I feel like I have to get done and I’m afraid I won’t be able. I’ll just fall to the waist side and die. Alone. So if that’s the case, I’d rather die soon rather than later. So I’m obviously depressed. Maybe my opinion will change once things do. I just can’t see that far.

9. Do you fuck on the first date?

I don’t think people even date anymore. But, if you’re hot and cool and pass all my mental and physical tests then yeah, why not. I don’t think it’s slutty if you decide to get your rocks off on the first date. Times are different. This aint your father’s dating strategy, ok. I am however really careful with whom I decide to allow to see me in my birthday suit. I don’t trust very easily and people are just untrustworthy. So maybe it’s better if I already know you. If I just met you that night, I’m probably not going to fuck you. Just saying.

10. What’s that scar on your nose?

A fucking desk fell on me at work and I’m surprised that my nose didn’t break. Honestly, it probably did. But yeah, that’s what happened. No, No one abused me.

11. Why are you so quiet?

If I don’t really know you that well, I go into observant mode. Because it takes me a while to warm up to people. Maybe because of my trust issues but yeah. I watch and listen to what you do and say and your mannerisms. And I’m not going to open up RIGHT AWAY. I’m kinda weird in that way. I can be outgoing and loud but that’s after I get to know you.

12. The craziest place you’ve had sex?

I’ll always remember this because it was so bold. An ex and I pitched a tent (yeah) on the side of 211. about a few yards away from the Airport bar in montgomery. We could see the road from where we were but no once could see us (it would’ve been badass if they could). And we were there for about 5 hours. It was nuts. So much fun though.

13. What are your thoughts on monogamy?

I can’t say that I’m a proponent of monogamy or anything. It’s cool for those that are. Monogamy doesn’t work if it’s forced. And we can love someone but still need physical intimacy from others. I think a good relationship is based on caring for someone else and showing them that you care. I could be monogamous, at some point in my life. Right now, if I do seek a relationship, it’s the emotion I’m seeking. But hey, things change. I just think I need freedom to do what I want. It’s nice to have that person to come home to though. I’m just a little high maintenance when it comes to the things I need out of a person (emotionally). I just don’t think I’ll ever find ALL of those things in one person. Not right now, anyway.

14. Why are you such a loner?

I don’t know, because the only person I can really trust is myself. I don’t ever remember having a huge group of friends or wanting a huge group. It’s not that I don’t like people, in general, I just don’t like the kind of people I’m surrounded by where I live. I’m really apprehensive when it comes to peoples motives for wanting to hang out with me. And girls, I don’t know. I wish I had more girlfriends but a lot of them just talk shit about people and I’m not about that. All my favorite activities are best when I’m alone. Like writing and painting. I do need a hiking partner next summer though. I have time to find that person.

15. Why don’t you trust me?

At first, I start off trusting everyone. I don’t trust you because you’ve done or said something that was untrustworthy. You might not even realize because you lie so much. I set a goal for myself everyday not to tell a BLACK lie. I don’t really mind white lies because it’s like whatever but I also don’t see a point in them when you can just be honest but if it makes life easier for you, go head.

16. I’ve never seen you with a black guy, why’s that?

It’s not that I don’t like black men. I’ve slept with quite a few of them. Only cause they have nice tools but yeah, I just never found one that jives well with me. Well, I have but it was kinda complicated. I’m not swearing you niggas off though. Just come correct, yo.

17. Why are you so fucking weird?

I don’t know, bitch nigga, why are you so short? Or why are you so tall? Why do you have that huge pimple on your nose? This is shit that I can’t answer. That’s just who the fuck I is.

18. What are your hobbies?

I like Art, Painting and photography. I also like to write. Obviously. Mainly Essays. But I also have a huge nerdy hobby of watching court cases. I’ve seen the Oj Simpson Case and subsequently read the book OJ wrote (which all the proceeds go to the Goldman family) called ‘If I Did It’ and also the book Mark Fuhrman (who was one of the detectives on the case called ‘Murder In Brentwood’. I’ve also watched the Casey Anthony case and read the book by her lawyer Jose Baez called ‘Presumed Guilty’. I actually read that book in 3 days because I was so interested in this case. Right now, I’m rewatching the Jodi Arias case because the prosecutor, Juan Martinez is coming out with a book. Hopefully this fall, I will purchase that. I gather all the facts and evidence of these cases and come up with my own theories. OJ did it tho.

More to come.

7 thoughts on “FAQs

  1. Gaining 5 lbs shouldn’t be that much of a problem, but since you say that you don’t eat much you should stick to high-calorie foods. That doesn’t have to be unhealthy though, since there is a shitload of foods that contain a lot of calories while still being quite healthy (peanut butter, non-alcoholic (!) beer and coconut milk being some examples).
    Of course you could also do what powerlifters call “dirty bulking” and basically eat everything that is high in calories and cut all cardio for a while.
    Also you should consume your food while watching TV or whatever distracts you enough from realizing that you are actually eating, your appetite will last much longer then.
    I hope that you’ll be able to gain some weight, all the best!

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    • Thanks Manny! I’ve actually taken a page out of the body builder book and tried the whey protein shakes. So far, I’ve gained 5 lbs but quickly lost 2lbs so I’m gonna keep on it and hopefully not become enormous during the winter.

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  2. Page 80 of one of my bodybuilding books also gives a recipe for a rather inexpensive weight gaining shake, here is what it says:

    1 egg
    1/3 cup frozen orange juice concentrate
    1/4 cup powdered milk
    1/2 banana
    3/4 cup whole milk
    4 ice cubes

    Place all ingredients in a blender and mix for thirty seconds. Pour into a large glass and drink. Consume three of these special drinks daily: one at midmorning, a second immediately after work or school, and a third just before retiring at night.

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    • Although that sounds awesomely good, how many grams of sugar is in one drink? Orange juice is one thing I try to stay away from because I’m diabetic. Is there anything else I can use in its place if I need to?

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  3. Unfortunately the book doesn’t state about the sugar amount, but I think the orange juice is mostly for taste anyway. You could skip it and add a whole banana instead of 1/2 and throw in some berries (doesn’t really matter which ones) for taste, this should work fine too. I don’t know how much sugar grapefruit juice contains, but if (for some reason) it should contain less than orange juice, you could use it too.
    You could also obtain unflavoured protein powder and add it to your milk (when eating corn flakes, for example).
    However, you should drink a lot of water when using protein stuff, since it can be hard on the kidneys for some people.
    Hope that helps! đŸ™‚

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